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Vampire Bets Getting Free Poker Lessons From Doyle Brunson?

7 September 2010 by Devon Chappell
Look out Hendon Mob. Doyle Brunson has a Killer Team in the making.

Look out Hendon Mob. Doyle Brunson has a Killer Team in the making.

I just read an article about poker legend, Doyle Brunson, who has apparently divulged that a colony of Vampire bats are living it up on the property of his Montana summer home. I know, I know, big deal, right?

However, it doesn’t end here. In addition to knocking off some six thousand insects every night, the colony of blood thirsty birds are taking poker lessons from the Texas Dolly himself, and apparently know how to play a mean hand of Texas Hold’em. Okay, maybe not all of them – just the one’s who know their blind(s)….C’mon, admit it – for a bad joke, that was pretty funny.

According to Brunson, they are pretty good at bluffing too. Every so often when taking his early evening walk, a few bats will make a diving swoop right at his head! Brunson – in fear of his life – has no choice but to fold on those hands. I don’t know about you, but I’d do the same if someone…err, a bat…was trying to drink my blood at the poker table.

I know what you’re thinking¬† – what is this April Fool’s Day? Well, if we’re talking about my life, many a day is April Fool’s Day. But the truth of the matter is that I’m always looking for any good reason to talk about Doyle Brunson, and consequently, his highly rated online casino, Doyle’s Casino. Read the OCS Doyle’s Casino Review if you want to find out more.

In the meantime, I’ll be studying up on the bluffing techniques of Vampire bats at the poker table. Then, just maybe, I too will have a good shot at making the Brunson 10. Now that is even harder to believe than poker playing Vampire bats, my friends!

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2 Responses to “Vampire Bets Getting Free Poker Lessons From Doyle Brunson?”

  1. ROFL! I love your blog! Nice execution. But you mentioned “blood-thirsty birds”, I say that bats aren’t birds: they are flying mammals. Anyway, I really enjoyed reading your post! I could never imagine a vampire bat making anyone “fold” their hands, and yeah, they’re so good in bluffing at poker!

    • Devon says:

      I should have known better about the mammal part. When writing this, I asked my wife “isn’t a bat a mammal?” She gave no answer.
      I retorted with something better to get her attention: “doesn’t a bat have a bat vagina?”
      She just stared at me with that look, casting doubts in my feeble and insecure mind of whether or not a bat is actually a mammal.
      Nice right? blame it on the wife.